What Ticks Me Off


Being cold

Finding my son’s week old dirty socks in the back of my car. (What’s that smell?!)

Overcooked fish

The way my hair looks the last few days before my hair appointment

Candied fruit

The smell of Obsession for Women

Windy days

Fat free, sugar free or low sodium versions of anything

Crowded places or long lines

People that are late or slow

Sticky fingers

Panty lines

Excuses

Men who try to cover up baldness

Women whose boobs are bigger than their butts

Sticker labels that don’t peel off completely

People who complain but aren’t willing to do anything about it

Passive aggression

Dishonesty

Installing Carseats

All bugs, spiders and other creepy-crawlies

Junk mail made to dupe people into thinking it is real

Messy guests

Wet newspapers

The onset of wrinkles that I know I can’t stop

People who are always right, or at least who think they are

Poor grammar

Drivers who play their music too loud with all of their windows open

Going to bed with dirty dishes in the sink

My shrinking bladder

Feeling rushed

Having too much to do

Having nothing to do

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